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xaofue · 2 months ago
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smth about this silly little guy!!
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cantobear · 3 months ago
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yyumeno41 · 3 months ago
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btb 💓🎤
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377-liks · 3 months ago
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sniffs.. long time no see i've come with a silly.. super silly bouncer i've fallen for this guy so bad !!!!!! my abs hurt from laughing
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celestiaras · 2 months ago
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‧₊˚✧ ❛[ slacker ]❜
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ft. kaelix debonair x f! reader — by the beat, nijisanji en
╰₊✧ kaelix is already on thin ice for slacking off, but you're always testing the breaking point┊1.3k words
contains: smut!! dom reader & sub kaelix┊established relationship, quickies, riding, unprotected piv, marking, voyerism kink(?), getting walked in on by zeal
➤ author's note: finally posted, everyone cheer and clap for me for something that is too long to be a drabble but too short to be a fic but i’m trying to make more time to write (i’ve been saying that for months when will i change)!! meli is singlehandedly carrying the niji x reader scene and i need to help support (ilysm if you're reading this btwww mwah)
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if you must know, kaelix never slacks off on purpose. he’s as dedicated to his job as can be… but it isn’t really much to begin with. he can’t help it, he’s simply unable to stand in a single spot all night and spend hours checking people to ensure that they were old enough to enter and be drinking. there’s rarely ever an issue of disruptive patrons at this establishment, and if there is, the other boys usually are able to shut it down before they need him to help. he shouldn’t be complaining; he gets paid nicely to just stand there and look intimidating enough to give potential rabble-rousers second thoughts, but he wishes there could be some more action where he could put his skills to use.
the highlight of his job is often seeing you show up on a friday or saturday, dressed all pretty in a cute dress and wearing glittery makeup that makes your eyes pop. your friends love this place so much that they often drag you out on the weekends to party, drink the night away, and dance with attractive strangers. it’s fun for the first hour or two, but you always eventually find yourself searching for your boyfriend during his break in need of a breather from the loud music, bright lights, and sweaty crowds. 
sometimes there’s a story to tell about, maybe about how some guy tried to hit on you or how kaelix had to escort a drunk businessman off the premises. sometimes you sit in comfortable silence, sipping on sodas and scrolling on your phones, occasionally showing each other interesting things before giggling like school children because you both were too exhausted to do anything more. today, you both find yourselves unable to keep your hands off each other on the couch as you press into his body with your thighs wrapped around his torso, his tinted glasses slowly slipping out of place as he loses the battle of dominance between you. he could taste the liquor on your lips from earlier, getting drunk on the taste.
“god, you’re going to be the death of me,” you whined breathlessly with your hands reaching down to begin undoing his belt.
“h-hold on, wait— i only have two minutes left before i need to get back to work—”
“oh, are you really planning to go back to work in this state?” you teased, pressing into the notable tent in his gray trousers and giggling as he let out a groan. “it’s not like you’re a model employee, come on, just five minutes— four minutes— to blow off some steam then i’ll be out of your hair!”
he swallowed nervously, the feeling quickly being drowned by excitement getting shot through his veins like electricity. he shouldn’t be allowing this, he really shouldn’t be when he was already in hot water after getting scolded by freodore yesterday for slacking off. still, he couldn’t help but let out a pathetic moan into the palm of his hands as he tried his best to muffle his sinful sounds when you finally allow him to sink into where you needed him most. he can’t ever say no to you, but it’s like he wanted to now with your hands gripping hard onto his broad shoulder and your hips starting to work their way up and down his cock.
there’s always a certain high that comes with the risk factor of possibly getting caught in such a compromising situation. the risk of getting caught and the rush of chasing your climax always gives an edge to this compromising situation that can’t be replicated. maybe the two of you have been fucking around like this in hidden corners of the club more times than either of you would like to admit, weak to the convenient thrill that would also ruin both your reputations if found out. not that either of you cared at the moment, so wrapped up in each other that it seemed like nothing in the world could take your attention off the other. 
“ah, fuck,” you breathed out, pulling his hand away from your waist to your core instead, lazily moving the pad of his slightly calloused thumb around your clit so he would follow suit, “touch me here, please.”
kaelix was absolutely addicted to the soft little gasps escaping from your lips, swallowing your sounds with his tongue in your mouth, and trying to fight you for just a little bit more dominance in this dance. it was a useless attempt though, he was already so lost in the pleasure of your body on his that he didn’t even know up from down. the way he sunk into your heat so easily with nothing but pure arousal acting as lubricant, the way your hands were pulling at his top to feel his skin underneath, the way you whined out his name each time his upward thrusts had the head of his cock kissing the sensitive spot within you, everything was driving him just as insane as he would be if you were laid out before him in lacy lingerie for him to take his time with. it made his head spin knowing a goddess come to earth like you was his. 
“just a bit more, please—” he gasped, “i’m so close— fuck!”
you couldn’t help but giggle at how his pathetic tone of voice was, making him whimper with every drag of his cock against your velvety walls. “see, i told you all i needed was four minutes to get you off. isn’t spending quality time with your girlfriend like this so much more fun than checking id’s?” 
of course, he could hardly answer and only ended up choking on the words he intended to say as you moved to his neck, sucking on a sensitive spot under his jaw until a pretty purple blemish appeared— just in case someone else gets the idea to hit on him when he’s back on the clock, they’ll quickly get the hint that he’s already taken.
and that little hint of possessiveness is all it takes for him to unravel just as you pull yourself off of him, vision sparking white like fireworks and a shudder of hot relief washing over him with his cum sticking to your inner thighs. his muscles relaxed, and he probably would have collapsed if he hadn’t been supported by the cushions of the sofa. it slightly embarrassed him that he felt so fatigued after just a few minutes of action, but you understood that it’s already been a long night for him and he needed to get some edge off before the final few hours of his shift.
“kaelix, what the fuck are you doing? we need you to—” the two of you gasped as a familiar bartender burst through the door, his eyes landing on the two of you before they immediately screwed shut tightly with regret and placing his hand on his face with a groan. “of course, out of all the things you could possibly be doing—!”
the said man chuckled nervously, wrapping his arms around your body to help you preserve any ounce of modesty possible in front of the intruder. “you’re not gonna say anything to the others, right? right, bestie?” there was a cheesy grin on his face, knowing that this secret would be safe with zeal.
“unfortunately, my silence can be bought with twenty dollars, you can pay me later— right now, i need to wash my eyes with bleach to unsee what i just saw and you need to get back to work.”
waiting until he left to leave the two of you to clean up, the white-haired bouncer muttered into your shoulder, “but you didn’t get off yet…”
“oh, don’t worry about it,” you smiled, pressing a finger to his pouty lips before leaning in to kiss them one last time, “you can make it up to me when you get home.”
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a-small-tin-heart · 6 days ago
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Road trip (to moo moo meadows)
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yuukels · 3 months ago
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hzbeat · 7 days ago
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[250614 three month karaoke] growly 'new york, new york' kaelix you will always be famous
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kroosluvr · 3 months ago
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bite the beat (loud incorrect buzzer) by the bite? (loud incorrect buzzer) bite-size the beat (loud incorrect b
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sincerelyoursji · 23 days ago
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i love my wife (kaelix debonair)
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saisena · 2 months ago
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this one did hella numbers on twitter and idk why but it scares me so im going back here. also hi you can tell im deep in the vtuber trenches again
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duskvsdawn · 2 months ago
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What a tantalising creature
On one of your regular walks on the beach, you suddenly see a mysterious creature. His beautiful songs draw you closer, and when he comes face to face with you, he has decided you will be his mate.
≫A/N: So, uh... Twitter is flooded with fan art of Kaelix as a merman today. I had to write about it. I don't know much about how merman anatomy works, and I know it's also up to interpretation (I know a tiny bit), so I am using my imagination for a big part, bear with me lmao. I hope all of you enjoy this really experimental writing that was pushed out on a whim because holy moly, my mind went places. Tagging @celestiaras and @briskunt because I have a feeling that both of you will love this specific fic in particular (I hope so at least!!)
CW: female reader, Kaelix as a merman, and uh he wants to mate with you so it's smut, extremely scuffed sexy times cause I really need to think about how I am even going to approach this, Kaelix is a virgin, Kaelix eats reader out, then he fucks her dumb because he just has to make sure you are filled to the brim so uh kinda breeding kink
Art credits <3
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You loved walking on the beach in the late evenings. Everything was so calm and quiet during that time of day, and you always took it as an opportunity to calm your mind and get your thoughts straight. All of a sudden, you hear a beautiful male voice singing a song. You look in the direction of the voice, and it's coming from the water. There you see a man with hair as white as snow, and eyes that shift from a beautiful ocean blue into a forest green. And the man also seems to have interesting ears. Could it be a mythical creature of some sort? You had heard some tales about mermen roaming in this area during this time of year, but you couldn't imagine that would actually be real.
You watch the man for some time as he is just relaxing in the water, still singing beautiful songs. His voice draws you closer and closer, occasionally taking a step forward, closer to the water. It seems the man hasn't noticed you yet, but it suddenly seems like he's on the move. He swims over to a large flat rock closer to shore and hoists himself onto it. A beautiful tail appears out of the water, shifting from blue to green just like his eyes. So, mermen really do exist, you suppose. You take a deep breath and walk even closer to the creature, hypnotised by his singing.
When your feet stand in the water, the man suddenly turns his head around and looks at you. "Oh, why hello there," the man says as a smirk appears on his face. Oh, you looked so beautiful to him, simply stunning. He could smell your scent now, and if he didn't know better, he'd say you're aroused. You were wearing a crop top and extremely short and tight shorts, following the curve of your hips and your ass. The creature licked his lips as he saw you walk into the water. He wasn't singing anymore, but his eyes were just as hypnotising as his voice. You had to get closer to him. You wanted to get to know him. You had to touch him.
You stood in front of the rock now, not really sure what to do next. "Feel free to join me, beautiful. The moon is absolutely stunning tonight, we could look at it together," the merman said in hopes of drawing you even closer. He didn't have to tell you twice. You climbed up on the rock and sat down next to the man. He wrapped his tail around your feet as an arm folded itself around your shoulders. You swallowed the lump in your throat to ask him the only question on your mind at that very moment.
"What's your name?" you asked with a shaky voice. The creature had put its face into your neck now, taking a good whiff of your scent, and it seemed his suspicions were true. The smell of arousal rolled off your body, and it was driving him mad. "Kaelix," the man replied as he left a searing kiss on your neck, "What's yours, beautiful?" the man continued. You told him your name. You weren't sure if it was a good idea, but you had an idea you weren't getting out of here alive anyway. Once you're drawn into a mercreature's trap, there is no escaping it. If Kaelix wanted to kill you, he could do it right here, right now. But he didn't.
Instead, he scooted even closer to you and gently took your face into his hands. "Oh... If only you knew what you do to me... You're irresistible," the merman whispered, his hot breath hitting your face. His face got even closer to yours until your lips were barely touching. You wrapped your arms around the creature and pulled him in for a hungry kiss. Kaelix hummed in approval as his tongue licked your bottom lip, asking you for entrance, which you happily granted him. His tongue was long and pointed at the tip, and it felt so smooth against your own. At this point, you were enthralled by the creature, and he was all you thought about. The merman gently pushed you onto your back and leaned over you, trapping your mouth in a hungry French kiss once more. After a little while, you broke the kiss, panting for air. With half-lidded eyes, you looked at Kaelix and gently touched his ears (if you could even consider them ears?). The creature let out another low hum and leaned into your touch, licking your hand afterwards.
"Fuck, you're so pretty. I need to have you to myself tonight. Will you let me?" the creature asked, surprisingly composed and polite about this whole thing that he was planning on doing with you. You knew what he meant by that, and he was so incredibly pretty that you couldn't deny him, even if you tried. As your breath hitched in your throat, you replied: "Yes... Yes please..." as you impatiently rubbed your legs together, looking for some sort of friction. The merman noticed what you were doing, even if you were doing it on autopilot, and it didn't even register in your own mind. The man scooted lower and spread your legs after he took off your shorts and your lacy thong.
The creature licked its lips, your smell of arousal so overwhelming to him now that it made him dizzy with need. Kaelix moved closer and licked a long stripe up your folds before he started eating you out like a man starved. His tongue occasionally entered your core, the length and the texture of it making you throw your head back, almost banging it against the hard rock beneath you. When he wasn't doing that, his mouth would be wrapped around your sensitive clit, sucking on it like his life depended on it. He wanted you to fall apart all over his face so bad, so he worked even harder to make it a reality. His tongue entered you once more as his finned hand rubbed your clit with alternating pressure and speeds. You could feel yourself getting closer, your moans turning into choked whines as the coil kept tightening. The creature moaned as he lapped up more and more of your essence like it was the most delicious meal the world had to offer. Those moans against your folds were what sent you over the edge. You moaned his name as you pulled his face even closer to your core and released all over his face. The merman kept licking and sucking to help you ride out your orgasm, and honestly, he could do this all day if you would let him. He wasn't wasting a single drop, even wiping the remaining release from his face to then lick his fingers clean.
You were panting like a dog, the afterglow washing over you. But the creature wasn't done yet, and you knew that. Kaelix moved up higher, so he was face to face with you to leave a needy kiss on your lips and then moved to your neck. He gently nibbled the skin there, and then proceeded to suck a hickey right above your collarbone. The merman started moving his scaly tail against your core. It felt strange, but the friction felt incredible. Then, you felt something different rub against you. The creature had let its member spring free from its sheath, and you curiously looked at it. It was big, both in length and in girth. It had all sorts of textures on it, and the tip was pointed, just like his tongue, and it was also curved like a gentle wave. It felt very smooth and slick, even with those textures. Kaelix let out a desperate whimper; he wanted to get inside of you so badly. You bit your lip and pulled him closer, leaving heated kisses on his neck.
"Can I put it in? Please, I need to be inside of you. I need you so bad," the creature said with a whiny moan as he hid his face in your own neck to kiss you there just as much. You nodded, and Kaelix pushed inside of you in one swift motion. A gasp of surprise left your mouth as you were stretched open so deliciously, and a sigh of relief left his as he immediately set a brutal pace. You held onto to him for dear life as his dick kept hitting the most delicious of spots, thanks to its curves and textures. You were going crazy with pleasure as it seemed he sped up even more, and you didn't even know it was possible. If it weren't for the rough surface beneath you, you'd surely be moved to a different spot due to his harsh thrusts. You were surprised at his impeccable upper body strength, he wasn't even phased by how his arms had to hold him up like this, he surely must have practised this before. But little did you know, that you were his very first mate, he was just so damn determined to fuck you until the both of you would pass out in afterglow.
He kept chanting your name over and over between whines and whimpers. He felt so sensitive, and on top of that, your seductive smell was overwhelming his senses, and it felt like absolute heaven to be inside of you. He started whimpering even harder as he hid his face in your neck once more. Seeing him enjoy himself so much only made you enjoy yourself that much more as well, and you could tell he was getting close. You wanted to get there with him, so your hand snaked between the two of you to softly pinch your sensitive clit. With your other arm still around him, you pulled him as close as possible.
"Fuckfuckfuck... I'm cumming, I'm cumming, fuck!" the creature moaned, close to a scream as its hips began to stutter against yours. You moaned just as loudly at this point, telling him you were close too. And all of a sudden, you could feel yourself getting filled up as Kaelix bit down hard on your neck. To him, this meant he had marked you as his mate forever, and no one else would ever be able to have you, even if humans thought differently about this most times. You came along with him, covering his scaly tail in your release. You were panting against his shoulder, and you expected him to pull out. But as if in a daze, he picked up the pace once more, determined to keep filling you up over and over until you were filled to the brim. After uh, could have been 12 rounds, but you lost count halfway through, to be honest, you couldn't even tell up from down anymore. You were so fucked out at this point that all you could do was moan his name like a pathetic whore. Kaelix was just as vocal as you at this point, moaning your name just as desperately as he pushed himself to his limit to fill you up one last time, that should do the trick.
His hips stuttered once more as he bit your neck again, in a different spot this time, and he filled you up with one final release. Feeling his seed fill you up sent you over the edge once more, screaming, but no sound left your throat anymore. The creature collapsed on top of you as you held him close, keeping you plugged up while he struggled to catch his breath.
"You're mine now. Only mine. No one else is allowed to have you now. You will bear my children. And I don't care if we have to do this over and over to make sure you will." Kaelix said as he let out a sigh of relief, the sexual tension leaving him for now. You had no idea if it was even possible for you to have his children, and what would happen to you from here on out, but you were curious to find out.
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beolzzip · 2 months ago
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world's silliest bouncer ✨
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irococo · 2 months ago
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🕶✨✨✨~
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a-small-tin-heart · 3 months ago
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By the Beat!
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yuukels · 3 months ago
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